I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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