walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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