And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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