So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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