But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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