The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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