it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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