He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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