So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
