at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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