went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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