Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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