do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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