How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
So much Jack, so little girl.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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