You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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