Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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