yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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