my mouth tastes like poor choices
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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