i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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