there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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