Dual....:-)
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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