I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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