Is it because I queefed?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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