She's JV to your varsity
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
