So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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