somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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