well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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