i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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