Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Randomize
