is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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