idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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