Tell her she can't have a vagina
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize