we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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