C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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