I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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