i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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