Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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