I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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