another moral hangover. fuck.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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