are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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