Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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