But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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