I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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