Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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