just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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