Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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