I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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