I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I need to calm my uterus...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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