I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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