im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I want a musical about memes.
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