i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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