Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize