I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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